“[to Meg] If there was a God would He give you a smokin' hot mom like Lois and then have…”

“Oh yeah? Can you read my mind? Can you tell what I'm thinking? I'm thinking shut up and…”

“Peter Griffin: Me? Go to a PTA meeting? What, are you high? Lois Griffin: Nah, not…”

“I just want peace on Earth. That's better than being selfish like Meg, right? So I should…”