“I just want peace on Earth. That's better than being selfish like Meg, right? So I should get more than her.”— Danny Smith, Chris Griffin (voice), Seth Green, imdb.com
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all, shut the hell up!”— Danny Smith, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Brian Griffin: Seriously, who buys a novelty fire extinguisher? Peter Griffin: I'll tell you who: someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his entire family into serious danger, that's who.”— Danny Smith, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“So you can cook your own damned turkey, wrap your own damned presents - and while you're at it, you can all ride a one-horse open sleigh to Hell!”— Danny Smith, Lois Griffin (voice), Alex Borstein, imdb.com
“The Christmas spirit isn’t something you can find or catch. You can’t slip on a Christmas CD into the stereo and realize the Christmas spirit had been under the couch all along. You can’t chase the Christmas spirit down the street, snatching it up in your arms as you look at all the pretty lights. T…”— Abby Rosmarin, thoughtcatalog.com
“I needed the Christmas spirit because sometimes spirit is all you have. I needed Christmas spirit because I needed to be reminded that there is life outside of all this. That you can find a bittersweet victory hearing that your father is moving around with help, and then go to the local parade and s…”— Abby Rosmarin, thoughtcatalog.com