“Harry Doyle: [after Vaughn accidentally hits Coleman of the Yankees] Uh-oh.
Lou Brown: Interesting.
Harry Doyle: [Seeing the umpire throw out Vaughn] 'Bout time; it’s eight-nothing.
Umpire: You, you’re gone.
Rick Vaughn: What?
Umpire: You hear me, you’re gone.
Rick Vaughn: He was on top of the plate.
Heywood: Oh, c’mon, that’s horse shit.
Lou Brown: [to Pepper] I think you can get him out of there.
Rick Vaughn: The ball slipped out of my hand, it was an accident.
Umpire: You threw at him intentionally.
Rick Vaughn: Oh, kiss my ass.
Umpire: Get out of here.
Rick Vaughn: You’re full of shit, fuck you!
Umpire: Get out of here, rookie.
Rick Vaughn: Hey, why don’t you blow me, ump?”
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