Quotes tagged ‘Kiss my ass’

“Harry Doyle: [after Vaughn accidentally hits Coleman of the Yankees] Uh-oh. Lou Brown: Interesting. Harry Doyle: [Seeing the umpire throw out Vaughn] 'Bout time; it’s eight-nothing. Umpire: You, you’re gone. Rick Vaughn: What? Umpire: You hear me, you’re gone. Rick Vaughn: He was on top of the plate…”

— David S. Ward, Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Charlie Sheen, imdb.com

“[about to put Bond in a cocaine grinder] When it gets up to your ankles, you're going to beg to tell me everything. When it gets up to your knees, you'll kiss my ass to kill you.”

— Michael G. Wilson, Richard Malbaum, Franz Sanchez, Robert Davi, imdb.com

“Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.”

— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com

“Brian: Should you be going to the party with your back or, er, can you bend over? Can you bend with your back? Larry: Yeah. Brian: Well then maybe you should just bend over and kiss my ass and maybe next time you'll remember to pick up my fucking golf ball.”

— Larry David, Brian, Brian Palermo, imdb.com

“I just wanna say...when my time comes, I want to be buried face down, so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass!”

— Jennifer Ventimilia, Joshua Sternin, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com

“How about you play six degrees of kiss my ass?”

— Steve Franks, Burton 'Gus' Guster, Dule Hill, imdb.com