Lou Brown: Hey, Jake. How's the knees holding up?

Jake Taylor: Great! Never been better.

Lou Brown: Mobility’s good? No problem getting off the throw to second?

Jake Taylor: No problemo.

Lou Brown: I need a catcher, Jake. Someone who can lead this team on the field. But I want the absolute truth, here, are you one-hundred percent?

Jake Taylor: Yeah, would I bullshit you about something like that?

Lou Brown: You better, if you wanna make this team.

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