“Roger Dorn: [shouting] Don’t fuck with me, Vaughn.
Rick Vaughn: Yeah? [shouting] Fuck you.
Roger Dorn: What’s the matter, rookie Fuck-Wad? Can’t you take a little joke?
Rick Vaughn: Real fucking funny, asshole.
Lou Brown: All right—[shouting]—All right! Knock that shit off.
Roger Dorn: Lou, you better make it real clear to this little lady that I’m not about to take his shit.
Lou Brown: Shut up, Dorn.”
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