[Rick thinks he’s been cut from the team]

Rick Vaughn: I got news for you, Mr. Brown—you haven’t heard the last of me. You may think I’m shit now, but someday you’re gonna be sorry you cut me. I’m gonna catch on somewhere else and every time that I pitch against you I’m gonna stick it up your fuckin’ ass!

[Throws baseball against locker]

Lou Brown: Good, I like that kind of spirit in a player. The only problem is I didn’t cut you.

Rick Vaughn: What?

Lou Brown: I think someone’s been having some fun with you.

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