“You go to these parties and you sort of feel dumb after a while. There’s too many famous people there. And you feel sort of dumb. Like, 'What am I doing here?' And all the girls have six-inch heels on. I couldn’t be more of a pipsqueak. Even worse than normal. So I just walk around and say hi to the ones I know.”
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