Throwing parties to me is care.
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You are a badass who takes no prisoners. And cries in the bathroom at parties.
— Emily Halpern, Sarah Haskins, Susanna Fogel, Katie Silberman, Hope, Diana Silvers, imdb.com
Dusty Bottoms: Hey, Lucky, what are you gonna do with your share of the money? Lucky Day: [thinks] A car. A big, shiny silver car. I'll drive all over Hollywood. Show Flugleman a thing or two. What about you? Dusty Bottoms: New York. Maybe Paris. Champagne. Parties. I'll be a big shot for a while. L…
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, imdb.com
You go to these parties and you sort of feel dumb after a while. There’s too many famous people there. And you feel sort of dumb. Like, 'What am I doing here?' And all the girls have six-inch heels on. I couldn’t be more of a pipsqueak. Even worse than normal. So I just walk around and say hi to the…
Eric Garrett: Speaking of parties, I'm having one and we'd like to invite you as the official guest of honor. Sarah Zoltanne: Why? So you and your little 'descendants club' can burn me at the stake and roast marshmallows by the fire?
Shirley: Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own. Laverne: I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.
Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.
Ellen: You set standards that no family activity can live up to. Clark: When have I ever done that? Ellen: Parties, weddings, anniversaries, funerals, holidays... Clark: Goodnight, Ellen. Ellen: Vacations, graduations...
This is an unbirthday party.
Parties full of young women, drawn to men of power.
Shirley: Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own. Laverne: I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.
— Garry Marshall, Laverne De Fazio, Penny Marshall, imdb.com
Nobody will care if you leave the party now. You’re still very well-liked and respected, I promise.
I was an exhibitionist as a kid—always naked—so at 18 I announced I was going to be a stripper. I went for an interview, or an audition? Whatever it is strippers do. I submitted my resumé. And they gave me the job. I did a couple of parties, then this one gal’s 40th when the men suddenly came home e…
Parties have a weird magic. They're like an alternate universe. They can make you believe that maybe anything is possible.
Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never!…
What could possess anyone to throw a party? I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room.
— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
Why would you serve dates and not have a place to put the pits? You know, some people just have no class.
The key to a party is the right kind of environment, good food and drink, plenty of toilet facilities, and first and foremost, the crowd.
It was one of those jolly, happy, bread- crumbling parties where you cough twice before you speak, and then decide not to say it after all.
You say yes to absolutely any potential social occasion as you never know where it may lead.