“Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.”
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“his crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper…”