“Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.”Tagged: Waitresses, Bad Meat, Horse Meat
“[to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?”Tagged: Segregation, Chinese, Jewish, Mistaken Identity
“You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?”Tagged: prostitution
“Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.”Tagged: Ageism
“Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? [looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat] Oh, it looks good on you, though.”Tagged: Bad Taste, Oops, Flattery
“With the market these days if you own anything but land you own a popcorn farm.”Tagged: Funny Jokes, Caddyshack, Classic Movies
“I tell ya' this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.”Tagged: Funny Jokes, Caddyshack, Classic Movies