“What would happen if you put hand lotion on your feet? Would your feet get confused and start clapping?”
More from Ellen Degeneres
“My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The piña…”
“I had just moved out to try to teach her a lesson so that she would beg me to come back.…”
“I just wanted to be myself. I didn’t want to be anything but myself.”
“Ellen: You don’t need to analyze this dream. I have this little tiny bird. This finch.…”