“I just want to be as close to you as possible... Like John and Yoko... You're Yoko.”

“Stan: 'Bros before hos,' Steve. Brothers before whores all day long! Steve: And Mom is the…”

“Steve, shooting a gun is like being intimate with a woman. First, you inspect it to make…”

“What, no way! Wait, why is this wrong? Next to 'Miranda Rights,' I wrote, 'Miranda has the…”