“Greg: A dude just left your apartment! You took some guy home from our date and slept with him? What is wrong with you? I don't understand!
Rebecca: No, see that's it, you don't understand. Like, I'm not... I'm not an adult! Like, what we were doing back at the taco festival, like being like all adulty, that's just not me! Okay? Like, I take advice from butter commercials!”
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