“Rocko: I know the secret for getting rid of stage fright!
Filburt Shellbach: You do? Tell me, tell me!
Rocko: Just picture the audience... naked!
[Rocko pushes Filburt on stage, but Filburt freezes up and goes back]
Filburt Shellbach: I can't do it. It's way too disgusting.
[Rocko pokes his head out of the curtain]
Rocko: Yuck! Open mic night is a very dangerous night.”
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