“Henry: Okay, well, I had a great time.
Lucy: Me too.
Henry: Okay.
Lucy: Would you like to have breakfast again tomorrow morning, same time? Because I teach art class at ten.
Henry: Oh, really?
Lucy: Yeah.
Henry: I wish I could make it, but, yes, I will be there.
Lucy: Take care.
Henry: Okay.
Lucy: One for the road. It is fishy.
Henry: Got you good. Aloha.
Lucy: Aloha.
Henry: See you tomorrow. Oh, my God.
Lucy: Oh, my goodness.
Henry: Shit. I had a bee on me.
Lucy: All right.
Henry: It was a big one.
Old Hawaiian Man: [talks in Hawaiian] Which means 'look at those two shitheads'.”
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