“Hiroshima was tense. Breakfast was worse.”— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com
“[voiceover and closing narration] Sorry boys, all the stitches in the world can't sew me together again. Lay down... lay down. Gonna stretch me out in Fernandez funeral home on Hun and Ninth street. Always knew I'd make a stop there, but a lot later than a whole gang of people thought... Last of the…”— David Koepp, imdb.com
“Peter Friedkin: Hey, Sam. When I said would you mind if you puttin' breakfast together for the retreat, I mean, like, some stale donuts, some coffee. But this is amazing. Sam: Thanks, man. Just remember that when you see my sales report for last month.”— Eric Heisserer, Peter Friedkin, Miles Fisher, imdb.com
“I just feel like I have more to bring to the table than breakfast.”— Jason Kim, Sally Reed, Sarah Goldberg, imdb.com
“Harry: I thought maybe we could pop and get a bit of breakfast together. I had a good time the other night. It's so rare to find a woman who really listens, you know? Jean Milburn: I see. I'm about to teach a vagina workshop. So... no?”— Laurie Nunn, Jean Milburn, Gillian Anderson, imdb.com
“Now get some sleep, I may wish to have sex again before we eat breakfast.”— John Hodge, Sal, Tilda Swinton, imdb.com
“Webster: You remind me of my mother. Katherine Calder-Young Papadapoli: I do? Oh, because I was making breakfast. Webster: No, because you were ruining breakfast.”— Stu Silver, Webster Long, Emmanuel Lewis, imdb.com
“[at McDonald's] Sonny: Okay, what do you want? Julian: Cheerios. Sonny: Cheerios? They don't got Cheerios. What else? Julian: Lasagna. Sonny: Lasagna? What the hell is the matter with you? Um, we'll take hot cakes and sausage... Employee: Sorry, sir, we stopped serving breakfast. Sonny: What are you…”— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Steve Franks, imdb.com
“Henry: Okay, well, I had a great time. Lucy: Me too. Henry: Okay. Lucy: Would you like to have breakfast again tomorrow morning, same time? Because I teach art class at ten. Henry: Oh, really? Lucy: Yeah. Henry: I wish I could make it, but, yes, I will be there. Lucy: Take care. Henry: Okay. Lucy: O…”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Henry: I bet you twenty bucks I can get her to have breakfast with me again. Nick: You're on.”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“[first lines] Clem: Lookie here. My day is made. I didn't even finish breakfast and I get to kill me a stinkin' Injun. Tommy aka White Knife: Injun? Nah. I just dress like this so's I don't get scalped out on the prairie. Clem: Oh, well, that's a convincing outfit. Yeah, you can't be too safe out th…”— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Clem, Steve Zahn, imdb.com
“Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.”— Quentin Tarantino, Roger Avary, Jules Winfield, Samuel L Jackson, imdb.com
“Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast?”— John Lasseter, Lightning McQueen (voice), Owen Wilson, imdb.com
“I must remember to destroy those kids after my breakfast has been eaten.”— Amy Keating Rogers, Zeke Kamm, Mojo Jojo , Roger Jackson, imdb.com
“Maybe I want to ask a nigga what he wants for breakfast and he replies, 'That pussy,' and he's talking about me, girl!”— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“It's brunch. You're wearing clothes, so it's not breakfast; you're not even that hungry yet, so it's not lunch; it's like... it's the meal that won't commit.”— Constance M. Burge, Evan Lawson, Paulo Costanzo, imdb.com
“Bart: Warm. No, cold. Colder. Ice cold. Homer: You know where my keys are? Bart: No, I'm talking about your breakfast.”— Mike Reiss, Al Jean, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
“Kitty: Here you go Red, Belgian waffles. Eric: What's so Belgian about them? Red: They crumbled at the hands of the Nazis.”— Dave Schiff, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com
“God, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?”— Mark Hudis, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Eric Foreman, Topher Grace, imdb.com