“Henry: I was petting my walrus all morning and I was thinking of you the whole time. Lucy:…”

“Henry: Actually I'm not drunk at all, Noreen, and neither are you, because there's no…”

“Henry: And why is your foot on my pillow? Ula: Sorry, brah. [removes to reveal a dirty…”

“Henry: Let me ask you something, Alexa. If you made a promise to a girl's dad that you…”