“Charlie: God loves you. Maeve Wiley: Yeah, well, I wish he'd worn a condom.”— Laurie Nunn, Maeve Wiley, Emma Mackey, imdb.com
“Also, the proud owner of a massive penis which he loves to unfurl at any given opportunity. And that's fine, is it? And this lovely man is Martin Lavender. Honest, decent and well educated. All qualities which, in our line of work, are about as much use as an aerated condom.”— Chris Niel, Vincent Swan, Ed Westwick, imdb.com
“Remember to use a condom, or in your case, a Hefty bag.”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!”— Scott Marder, Rob Rosell, David Hornsby, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com
“What does a condom and Kodak film have in common? They both capture that special moment”— azzurro32, reddit.com
“What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.”— Jack_sm, reddit.com
“I find that the best place to keep a spare condom is in my wallet, because that's where EA keeps trying to fuck me.”— TheOlRedditWhileIPoo, reddit.com
“What's the difference between a car tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, one's a great year.”— ChugLife12, reddit.com
“Wear a condom. Have a safe word. Establish boundaries. Be playful.”— Laura Jane Williams, thoughtcatalog.com
“If you and yours are getting nasty (literally) in the bedroom and going from hole to hole, take a second and swap the condom, especially if you’re going from anal to vaginal. That’s just not good for your kitty cat.”— Danielle Young, madamenoire.com