“You might think that all of the boys in school would want to tap this, but my MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy to date.”
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“Shine that light on me, make me feel like I matter. Even if it's a lie.”
“Every time I leave a picture show, I feel better than I did walking in.”
“Everybody wants to get with this. Women, men, animals in the zoo, plants probably.”
“Everybody wants to get with this. Women, men, animals in the zoo, plants probably.”