Pilot

by Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk, Doug Penikas, Lauren Gottlieb and 38 others(7 total)

Optimistic high school teacher Will Schuester tries to refuel his own passion while reinventing the McKinley High School’s glee club and challenging a group of outcasts to realize their star potential. Going up against McKinley’s cruel high school caste s

Characters

Ryan Murphy (7)Ian Brennan (7)Brad Falchuk (7)Lea Michele (4)Rachel Berry (4)Cory Monteith (2)Finn Hudson (2)Will Schuester (1)Matthew Morrison (1)

You might think that all of the boys in school would want to tap this, but my MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy to date.

— Ian Brennan, Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Rachel Berry, Lea Michele, imdb.com

MySpace Dating

I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this day we don't know which one is my real dad, which I think is pretty amazing.

— Ian Brennan, Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Rachel Berry, Lea Michele, imdb.com

Homophobia beauty IQ Artificial Insemination

Sue Sylvester: High school is a caste system. Kids fall into certain slots. Your jocks and your popular kids up in the penthouse. The invisibles and the kids playing live-action out in the forest: bottom floor. Will Schuester: And...where do the Glee kids lie? Sue Sylvester: Sub-basement.

— Ian Brennan, Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Will Schuester, Matthew Morrison, imdb.com

Glee high school Caste System

Puck: What the hell, dude? I can't believe you're helping out this loser! Finn Hudson: Don't you get it, man? We're all losers! Everyone in this school! Hell, everyone in this town! Out of all the kids who graduate, maybe half will go to college, and two will leave the state to do it! I'm not afraid…

— Ian Brennan, Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Finn Hudson, Cory Monteith, imdb.com

Loser Acceptance high school

I won my first dance competition when I was three months old.

— Ian Brennan, Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Rachel Berry, Lea Michele, imdb.com

infants dance competition

Finn Hudson: Look, I owe you guys an apology. I never should have quit. I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people! Rachel Berry: That was you? Kurt Hummel: You and your friends threw pee balloons at me. Finn Hudson: I know. Kurt Hummel: You nailed all my lawn furnitu…

— Ian Brennan, Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Finn Hudson, Cory Monteith, imdb.com

Pranks Apologies

Nowadays being anonymous is worse than being poor. Fame is the most important thing in our culture now. And if there is one thing I’ve learned it is that no one is just going to hand it to you.

— Ian Brennan, Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Rachel Berry, Lea Michele, imdb.com

anonymous poor Social Media

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