“Abbi: I can't really imagine what it's life for people with blue eyes.
Ilana: No idea, other than feeling like a fucking freak.”
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“Abbi: We’re technically homeless right now. Ilana: Ben Affleck was homeless for a night…”
“THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!”
“Let's meet at the ATM where the dude puked on you last week.”
“Let's meet at the ATM where the dude puked on you last week.”