Episode

Pu$$y Weed

by Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Glazer, Abbi Abrams, Ilana Wexler, Lucia Aniello and 3 others

Abbi wants to buy her own marijuana; Ilana is finally tackling taxes by herself.

(10 total)

Characters

Ilana Glazer (15)Abbi Jacobson (15)Ilana Wexler (5)Abbi Abrams (5)

“Let's meet at the ATM where the dude puked on you last week.”

— Ilana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

Tagged: atm, puke, last week, Location, Meeting

“We ran into like a pickle. . . wall. I don't know what the saying is.”

— Ilana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

Tagged: in a pickle, hit a wall, expressions

“I was curious to see if you were still selling the greenery. Cuz I'm looking to buy some um greenery.”

— Ilana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson, Abbi Abrams, Abbi Jacobson, imdb.com

Tagged: Selling, Buying, Weed, pot, greenery

“Abbi: I can't really imagine what it's life for people with blue eyes. Ilana: No idea, other than feeling like a fucking freak.”

— Ilana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

Tagged: Blue Eyes, Freak, Life

“I’m an adult and I’m responsible. Let’s go get some candy.”

— Ilana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson, Abbi Abrams, Abbi Jacobson, imdb.com

Tagged: adult, responsible, candy

“The most powerful moment in a woman's life. Your first grey hair.”

— Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Glazer, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

Tagged: Powerful, Grey Hair, Woman, coming of age

“The vah-yine-yah is nature's pocket. It's natural and responsible.”

— Ilana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

Tagged: Vagina, Nature, Natural, responsible, Handy

“I’m an adult. I should be buying my own pot.”

— Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Glazer, Abbi Abrams, Abbi Jacobson, imdb.com

Tagged: pot, Adulthood

“You know what’s the biggest luxury? Pooping when no one’s home.”

— Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Glazer, Abbi Abrams, Abbi Jacobson, imdb.com

Tagged: Pooping, Luxury, Privacy

“You just pulled a bag of pot out of your vagina.”

— Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Glazer, Abbi Abrams, Abbi Jacobson, imdb.com

Tagged: pot, Vagina