“The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring.”
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“If you want respect you have to command respect it not demand it.”
“Know that there is mercy in this world.”
“When men get mad at women for talking it just makes it clear how angry and scared they are…”
“The weekend represents the 48 hours that you have to fuck up the life you worked so hard…”