Quotes from War Paint

“The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring.”

“The weekend represents the 48 hours that you have to fuck up the life you worked so hard for all week.”

“This isn’t a bra, it’s body armor. And this isn’t make up, it’s war paint.”

“Never laugh at your significant other when they're having an orgasm. That is their time to shine.”