“The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring.”— Iliza Shlesinger, youtube.comTagged: Women in Comedy, Nazi, Airlines, Flying Sucks
“The weekend represents the 48 hours that you have to fuck up the life you worked so hard for all week.”— Iliza Shlesinger, youtube.comTagged: Women in Comedy, Weekends, Partying
“This isn’t a bra, it’s body armor. And this isn’t make up, it’s war paint.”— Iliza Shlesinger, youtube.comTagged: Funny, Makeup, Girls, Women in Comedy
“Never laugh at your significant other when they're having an orgasm. That is their time to shine.”— Iliza Shlesinger, youtube.comTagged: Funny, Sex, orgasms, Women in Comedy