“[possessed by the Lamia] I desire the SOUL of Christine Brown. We will FEAST upon it while…”

“Chet: Dude, there's a chainsaw in my backseat. Ash: Yeah, that's mine. Chet: What's it…”

“Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant later. Kelly: Won't your sister be jealous of us?”

“Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody's head to…”