“Chet: Dude, there's a chainsaw in my backseat.
Ash: Yeah, that's mine.
Chet: What's it for?
Ash: Um... ice sculpture?
Chet: Oh. And the shotgun?
Ash: Uh, that's mine, too.
Chet: What's that for?
Ash: In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture.”
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