"Ace Ventura: Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. Ray Finkles Mom..." — Jack Bernstein

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Ace Ventura: Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle.
Ray Finkles Mom: [Pulls out shotgun]
Ace Ventura: And a clean pair of shorts.

— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, and Jim Carrey

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