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Ace Ventura

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Ace Ventura is a fictional character created by Vancouver-born screenwriter Jack Bernstein. Ace was played by Jim Carrey in the films Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, released in 1994, and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, released in 1995, and was voiced by Michael Daingerfield (credited as Michael Hall) in the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (TV series). 2Biography Ace is a Miami-based private detective specializing in the retrieval of missing animals, the son of Rex Ventura and descendant of such as "Ernest Ventura Shackleton" and "Jacques Ventura Costeau". It is not known whether the animated television series was contiguous with the feature-films; but if it was it may take place before them because the only one of his pets to appear in the series is his capuchin monkey, Spike. His eccentricities makes him a laughing stock to the Miami-Dade Police Department in the early part of the first movie, but eventually earned their respect after his rescue of Dan Marino and the dolphin, Snowflake. 3Ace Ventura: Pet Detective During the first film, Ace is tasked with not only finding a stolen dolphin, but also trying to prevent the kidnapping of Dan Marino from a psychopath ex-football player, Ray Finkle, bent on revenge for costing the Dolphins the game with the botched field goal. He is certain that Finkle is the man responsible, but he can't find Finkle. Ace also learns of a missing hiker whom coincidentally is named Lt. Lois Einhorn and tries to figure out the connection she has with his suspect. Eventually, Ace not only discovers the connection that Finkle has with Einhorn, but also that they're the same person in a transgender disguis

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Woodstock: What's the password? Ace Ventura: New England clam chowder. Woodstock: Is that the red or the white? Ace Ventura: Ah, I can never remember that. White.

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If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've..... got to mister.

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Ace Ventura: Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. Ray Finkles Mom: [Pulls out shotgun] Ace Ventura: And a clean pair of shorts.

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Good question aguado, first I establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bugs dick and became insanely jealous.

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Holy testicle Tuesday! Hey maybe I'll give you a call some time. Your number still 9-1-1? Alrighty then.

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No the guy with the rubber glove was surpringly gentle.

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Ace Ventura Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy.

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Your request is not unlike your lower intestine. Stinky and loaded with danger.

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