Ace Ventura

“Woodstock: What's the password? Ace Ventura: New England clam chowder. Woodstock: Is that the red or the white? Ace Ventura: Ah, I can never remember that. White.”

— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com

“If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've..... got to mister.”

— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com

“Ace Ventura: Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. Ray Finkles Mom: [Pulls out shotgun] Ace Ventura: And a clean pair of shorts.”

— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com

“Good question aguado, first I establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bugs dick and became insanely jealous.”

— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com

“Holy testicle Tuesday! Hey maybe I'll give you a call some time. Your number still 9-1-1? Alrighty then.”

— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com

“No the guy with the rubber glove was surpringly gentle.”

— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com