“Woodstock: What's the password? Ace Ventura: New England clam chowder. Woodstock: Is that the red or the white? Ace Ventura: Ah, I can never remember that. White.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.comTagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've..... got to mister.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.comTagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Ace Ventura: Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. Ray Finkles Mom: [Pulls out shotgun] Ace Ventura: And a clean pair of shorts.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.comTagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Good question aguado, first I establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bugs dick and became insanely jealous.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.comTagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Holy testicle Tuesday! Hey maybe I'll give you a call some time. Your number still 9-1-1? Alrighty then.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.comTagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“No the guy with the rubber glove was surpringly gentle.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.comTagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes