“Woodstock: What's the password? Ace Ventura: New England clam chowder. Woodstock: Is that…”

“If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've..... got to…”

“Ace Ventura Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy.”

“Your request is not unlike your lower intestine. Stinky and loaded with danger.”