“Elisa: I cannot marry him because of a terrible secret. Please don’t ask me what it is!
Liz: I won’t. I don’t want to know... Are you a man?
Elisa: Really? That’s your guess, a man? You want to see me naked?
Liz: ... Sort of.”
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