“Richie: Why did you let me kiss you if you didn't want to go steady?
Cindy: Because whenever I study with boys, all they think about is how to kiss me. So, I give them one kiss, and then we can concentrate on the books. It's a study system.”
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“Stop it, I'm going to lose my lust!”