“Lenny and I have two very respectful women upstairs, and we'd like to settle down to a nice, quiet orgy.”Tagged: Nice quiet orgy
“Howard: What are you going to wear to Ralph's costume party? Richie: I haven't decided yet. Marion: How about something like Donald Duck? Richie: Oh, Mom! Marion: What's wrong with Donald Duck? Joanie: Mom, it's hard to neck with a beak.”Tagged: Donald Duck, Costume Party
“Marion: Your father once even sent me a five-pound box of candy on Valentine's Day anonymously. He was a devil. Howard: I never ever sent you a five-pound box of candy. Marion: You didn't? Howard: No, I didn't. Marion: Then I must have married the wrong man.”Tagged: valentine's day, candy, Mistaken Identity
“Richie: Why did you let me kiss you if you didn't want to go steady? Cindy: Because whenever I study with boys, all they think about is how to kiss me. So, I give them one kiss, and then we can concentrate on the books. It's a study system.”Tagged: kiss, studying, tutor