“Marion: Your father once even sent me a five-pound box of candy on Valentine's Day anonymously. He was a devil.
Howard: I never ever sent you a five-pound box of candy.
Marion: You didn't?
Howard: No, I didn't.
Marion: Then I must have married the wrong man.”
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