“Danny O’Shea: [disguising his voice as a little old lady] State police? Oh, thank God! My name is Thelma Mae Rogers, I’m 86 years old, I live in Urbania. There are two men down the bridge from the Shell station spying on some kids! [passes the phone to Timmy, who starts to ‘cry’] I just don’t think it’s right for men their age to be parading around in their underwear!
Timmy Moore: Please, hurry!
Danny O’Shea: Oh no! [hangs up the phone] Nice job, Timmy. [they high-five]”
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