“That’s it, I’m leaving the country. I’m moving to New Mexico.”

“Karen O’Shea: Kevin, this is pee wee football. It’s supposed to be fun. Kevin O’Shea: Not…”

“Kevin O’Shea: [Spike has gotten the Cowboys penalized for a personal foul on the Little…”

“Sean Murphy: [as The Cowboys have possession of the ball; to Rudy] Get ready, dog breath.…”