“Kevin O’Shea: [Spike has gotten the Cowboys penalized for a personal foul on the Little Giants] Hammersmith, if that kid of yours pulls another stunt like that again, you are both out of here.
Mike Hammersmith: Hey, come on! I thought you wanted to win!
Kevin O’Shea: Not like that.”
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“That’s it, I’m leaving the country. I’m moving to New Mexico.”
“Karen O’Shea: Kevin, this is pee wee football. It’s supposed to be fun. Kevin O’Shea: Not…”
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