“Sean Murphy: [as The Cowboys have possession of the ball; to Rudy] Get ready, dog breath. Because when I’m finished with you, you’ll be farting out of your mouth and talking out of your butt!
Rudy Zolteck: [to Tad] Is that physically possible?
[the Cowboys hike the ball and Spike gains enough yards for a first down; during the play, Murphy sends Rudy flying and landing on his face; After the play, the Little Giants check on Rudy, who’s still down]
Tad: Are you all right?
Rudy Zolteck: [Talking out of his butt] I think so.
Tad: [Impressed] Huh! Guess it is possible.”
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