“Ruby Sue: Rocky bit my thumb. Him's nervous. Clark: Nervous or excited? Ruby Sue: Shittin' bricks. Clark: You shouldn't use that word. Ruby Sue: Sorry. Shittin' rocks.”— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“Why do pissin, shittin', and fuckin' all happen within' a two-inch radius?”— Matthew Weiner, Paulie Walnuts, Tony Sirico, imdb.com
“You were just humming the Cheers theme song and shitting yourself.”— Jeff Kauffmann, Klaus (voice), Dee Bradley Baker, imdb.com
“When you shit, as you first sit down, you’re not fully in the experience yet. You are not yet a shitting person. You’re transitioning from a person about to shit to a person who is shitting. You don’t whip out your smartphone or a newspaper right away. It takes a minute to get the first shit out of…”— Trevor Noah, amazon.com