“Fred Mertz: Hey Rick, are you doing anything Monday night?
Ricky Ricardo: I don't think so. It's my night off, why?
Fred Mertz: I'd like you to join me in commemoration of an 18-year-old tragedy.
Ricky Ricardo: What do you mean?
Fred Mertz: Well, it's our wedding anniversary.
Ricky Ricardo: Oh, you want us to join you in the celebration?
Fred Mertz: I'd prefer to think of it as a grim reminder.”
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