“Lucy Ricardo: Hello, I'm looking for Risky Riskardo.
Ricky Ricardo: Oh, well I'm Ricky Ricardo.
Lucy Ricardo: Oh nice to meet you, do you know where I can find Risky Riskardo?”
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