“Lucy Ricardo: They're going to kill us.
Police Sergeant: Why would they do that?
Lucy Ricardo: So they can assume our identities and blow up the capitol.
Police Sergeant: This is serious.
Lucy Ricardo: You're darned right it is!
These people are spies from a foreign enemy agent.
Police Sergeant: What are their names?
Lucy Ricardo: O'Brien!
Police Sergeant: Lady, have you been nipping the cooking sherry?”
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