“Lucy Ricardo: I'm living on borrowed time. It was only by a very clever ruse that I managed to escape from their apartment.
Police Sergeant: What was that?
Lucy Ricardo: I pretended to be a chair.
Police Sergeant: I don't think the police can help you madam, why don't you call an upholsterer?”
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