“Mr. Merriweather: My horoscope says no more business after noon today.
Lucy Ricardo: Oh, you follow horoscopes?
Mr. Merriweather: Yes! I'm Scorpio.
Lucy Ricardo: I'm Taurus.
Ricky Ricardo: I'm cooked.”
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