“Ricky Ricardo: [Ricky tries a solution for Lucy's habitual tardiness] I'm making out a schedule so you can budget your time.
Lucy Ricardo: Budget my time? You mean like I budget my money?
Ricky Ricardo: Heaven forbid.
Lucy Ricardo: Now Ricky, listen...”
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