“Jerry: Father, I’ve never done this before, so I’m not sure about what I’m supposed to do.
Priest: All right, my son. You can start by telling me your sins.
Jerry: Well, I’m Jewish.
Priest: Well that’s no sin,.
Jerry: Oh…”
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