“[Scott demonstrates the Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time]
Scott: Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.
Luis: Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.
Scott: Really?
Luis: Yeah.
Scott: Good. [Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]
Kurt: [Gasps, jumps out of chair] This is the work of gypsies!
Dave: That's witchcraft!
Luis: [Keeping his cool] That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!
Dave: That's wizardry!
Kurt: Sorcery!
Luis: How'd you do that, bro?
Scott: Don't freak out, look at your shoulder. [Luis looks at his shoulder and sees the miniaturized Scott]
Luis: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! [runs out of the room] Get if off! Get it off!
Scott: I thought Daddy didn't get scared!”
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