Long time no see, Dr. Pym. How's retirement?
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Joe Cornish
Joseph Murray Cornish (born 20 December 1968) is an English comedian, television and radio presenter, film director, writer and actor, who together with his long-time comedy partner, Adam Buxton, forms the comedy duo Adam and Joe. In 2011, Cornish released his directorial debut Attack the Block. He has also co-written The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn, with Steven Moffat and Edgar Wright, and Ant-Man, with Wright, Adam McKay and Paul Rudd. 2Early life Cornish was educated at the independent Westminster School in central London, where he became friends with both Adam Buxton and Louis Theroux. At age 18, he went on to study at the Bournemouth Film School. 2The Adam and Joe Show The Adam and Joe Show was an ironic pop culture sketch show written, presented and directed by the duo. The show found cult success during its four series between 1996 and 2001. The best-known segments featured hit feature films recreated with stuffed toys, British television shows parodied using Star Wars action figures, and Vinyl Justice, in which the pair invaded rock stars' homes and searched their record collections for embarrassing records.Since the end of The Adam and Joe Show, Cornish has continued to work in British television and radio as a presenter, writer and director, both with and without Buxton. In 2001, he fronted the topical discussion show This Week Only, alongside Nick Frost and Lauren Laverne. In 2007, he and Buxton began presenting Adam and Joe, a radio show on BBC Radio 6 Musi
Pick on someone your own size!
He just kicked your ass full-size, you really wanna find out what it's like when you can't see him coming?
Cassie Lang: Are you trying to find my daddy? Paxton: Uh, yeah I am, sweetheart. I just want your daddy to be safe. Cassie Lang: Hope you don't catch him.
Scott Lang: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! What do you need me to do? Hank Pym: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit. Scott Lang: Makes sense.
Thank you for the coffee ma'am. It's not too often that you rob a place, and then get welcomed back. Because we just robbed you!
Sorry I'm late, I was saving the world. You know how it is.
[Surrounded by police] Wait, I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole!
[Yellowjacket appears in Cassie's room] Cassie: Are you a monster? Yellowjacket: Do I look like a monster? Cassie: …I want my daddy! Yellowjacket: [menacingly] I know. I want your daddy, too.
[Scott demonstrates the Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time] Scott: Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared. Luis: Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared. Scott: Really? Luis: Yeah. Scott: Good. [Closes his helmet and pushes…
Scott: [approaching the ‘old Stark warehouse' he's supposed to burglarize] Uh, guys, we might have a problem. Hank, didn't you say this was some old warehouse? [The 'warehouse' comes into clearer view, with a large circle-A insignia on the roof denoting its role as the Avengers' base] It's not! YOU…
[a training montage where Scott learns about his new six-legged friends] Hope: Paratrechina longicornis, commonly known as crazy ants. They're lightning-fast and can conduct electricity, which makes them useful to fry out enemy electronics. Scott: Aww, you're not so crazy. You're cute. Hope:…
Hope: You're gonna have to learn how to punch. Scott: You're gonna show me how to punch? [holds up his hand as a target] Okay. Show me how to—[Hope cuts him off with a punch to the face] Hope: That's how you punch. Scott: OW! Were you even aiming for my hand?
[after Scott puts on the Ant-Man suit and shrinks for the first time] Hank: [on comms] The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it Scott? Scott: Who said that? [After Hank briefs Scott on what Cross is planning and wants him to be the Ant-Man] Scott: Ok, the first thing we should do…is…
[Scott breaks into a house and reaches the safe] Luis: How serious are we talkin', Scotty? Scott: It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910, made from the same steel as the Titanic. Luis: Wow. can you crack it? Scott: Well here's the thing. It doesn't do so well with cold. You remember what that iceberg…
[1989: Hank Pym storms S.H.I.E.L.D's board room in the Triskelion] Hank Pym: Stark. Howard Stark: [murmuring] He doesn't seem happy… [normal] Hello, Hank, You're supposed to be in Moscow. Hank Pym: I took a detour. [takes a Pym Particle vial and puts it on the desk] Through your defense lab. Peggy…