I like when people are polite and kind to other people. I just think life is so hard, why make it harder?
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Paul Rudd
Paul Stephen Rudd (born April 6, 1969) is an American actor, comedian, writer, and producer. He studied theatre at the University of Kansas and the British American Drama Academy, before making his acting debut in 1992 with NBC's drama series Sisters. He is known for his starring roles in the film The Cider House Rules (1999) and the comedy films Clueless (1995), Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995), Wet Hot American Summer (2001), Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005), Knocked Up (2007), Role Models (2008), I Love You, Man (2009), Dinner for Schmucks (2010), Our Idiot Brother (2011), Wanderlust (2012), This Is 40 (2012), and Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013), and for playing the superhero Scott Lang / Ant-Man in Marvel Studios' Ant-Man (2015) and Captain America: Civil War (2016). In addition to his film career, Rudd has appeared in numerous television shows, most notably as Mike Hannigan on the NBC sitcom Friends, along with guest roles on Tim and Eric and Parks and Recreation (as businessman Bobby Newport), and hosting Saturday Night Live. Rudd received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on July 1, 2015. 2Early life Rudd was born in Passaic, New Jersey. His father, Michael, was a historical tour guide and former vice-president of Trans World Airlines who died of cancer, while his mother, Gloria, was a sales manager at the television station KCMO-TV in Kansas City, Missouri. His parents were born in England; his father is from Edgware and his mother from Surbiton, both in London. Rudd's parents are both Jewish (descended from Jewish immigrants who moved to Britain from Russia and Poland). The family's original surname, "Rudnitzky", was changed by his grandfather to "Rudd." Rudd had a Bar Mitzvah ceremon
Mel: At least he knows what he's doing. And he's in a good college. I'd like to see you have a little bit of direction. Cher: I have direction. Josh: Yeah, towards the mall.
Josh: You look like Pippi Longstocking. Cher: Well, you look like Forrest Gump. Who’s Pippi Longstocking? Josh: Uh, someone Mel Gibson never played.
Cher: I want to do something for humanity. Josh: How about sterilization?
Long time no see, Dr. Pym. How's retirement?
Pick on someone your own size!
He just kicked your ass full-size, you really wanna find out what it's like when you can't see him coming?
Cassie Lang: Are you trying to find my daddy? Paxton: Uh, yeah I am, sweetheart. I just want your daddy to be safe. Cassie Lang: Hope you don't catch him.
Scott Lang: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! What do you need me to do? Hank Pym: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit. Scott Lang: Makes sense.
Scott Lang: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! What do you need me to do? Hank Pym: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit. Scott Lang: Makes sense.
Thank you for the coffee ma'am. It's not too often that you rob a place, and then get welcomed back. Because we just robbed you!
Sorry I'm late, I was saving the world. You know how it is.
[Surrounded by police] Wait, I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole!
[Yellowjacket appears in Cassie's room] Cassie: Are you a monster? Yellowjacket: Do I look like a monster? Cassie: …I want my daddy! Yellowjacket: [menacingly] I know. I want your daddy, too.
[Scott demonstrates the Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time] Scott: Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared. Luis: Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared. Scott: Really? Luis: Yeah. Scott: Good. [Closes his helmet and pushes…
Scott: [approaching the ‘old Stark warehouse' he's supposed to burglarize] Uh, guys, we might have a problem. Hank, didn't you say this was some old warehouse? [The 'warehouse' comes into clearer view, with a large circle-A insignia on the roof denoting its role as the Avengers' base] It's not! YOU…
[a training montage where Scott learns about his new six-legged friends] Hope: Paratrechina longicornis, commonly known as crazy ants. They're lightning-fast and can conduct electricity, which makes them useful to fry out enemy electronics. Scott: Aww, you're not so crazy. You're cute. Hope:…
Hope: You're gonna have to learn how to punch. Scott: You're gonna show me how to punch? [holds up his hand as a target] Okay. Show me how to—[Hope cuts him off with a punch to the face] Hope: That's how you punch. Scott: OW! Were you even aiming for my hand?
[after Scott puts on the Ant-Man suit and shrinks for the first time] Hank: [on comms] The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it Scott? Scott: Who said that? [After Hank briefs Scott on what Cross is planning and wants him to be the Ant-Man] Scott: Ok, the first thing we should do…is…
[Scott breaks into a house and reaches the safe] Luis: How serious are we talkin', Scotty? Scott: It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910, made from the same steel as the Titanic. Luis: Wow. can you crack it? Scott: Well here's the thing. It doesn't do so well with cold. You remember what that iceberg…